your ugly louis vuitton purse... bag... 'thing'

when you buy fakes you're funding crime.
[period.]

Therefore - you're supporting it, AIDing it really.
which again... is a crime punishable by substantial jail time in many cases.

my point?

after all this time my dreams are coming true & the idea of imprisoning these faux-fashionistas may become a reality.
imagine?

Please donate a few minutes of your precious time to help Harper's Bazaar fight this vital fight.

http://www.bazaarelite.com/fakes.asp

thank you.
1 love. amen. (whatever)

you're nobody until somebody stalks y♥u

thanks for the support guys... kind of.

im fucking joking people. calm yourselves!

brushed & choked. i liked it.

designer: elizaveta yankelovich
this is it!

this bitch right here is why i believe in Canadian designers - call me crazy but this is fucking spectacular.

& all the while the rest of you clones scour winners for discount Calvin Klein & proclaim victory when you stumble upon last season's Lacoste.

spare me. choke me. gag me. slap me.

id really rather die!


♣
au.

Dior Couture is Life.

What's bothersome is this -

I am going to have to be engaged, most likely, for a couple of years. Since I was a wee young thing I've known I was meant to wear Dior Couture on my wedding day.

No Galliano? No Gown! amen.

SO, as much as I adore each & every Dior Couture collection... they dont all contain my future wedding dress. they just dont.
All im saying is this: everything is going to have to hinge on my dress - no pressure. no pressure.

It's fine, the extra time will probably be needed for hubby to save a couple dollars. The average gown sells for over 100K.
- no pressure. no pressure.

xo.

Dear Santa:

Contrary to what others might tell you - I've been a little angel ALL year!!

Im going to start posting a few small things I'd like from the Spring/Summer 08 Collections...

I feel like the web is a little faster than the postman - besides some of these items are already wait listed so time is of the essence!! Louis Vuitton, Spring 2008: RTW
Photo: Denko Ivanisevic

Christian Dior, Spring 2008: RTW
Photo: Denko Ivanisevic

NYGirlOfMyDreams.com

so get this -

1. guy gets on NY subway
2. guy sees girl, falls in l♥ve
3. guy looses girl in the crowd
4. guy is webdesigner & goes home to build a site about his plight (www.NyGirlOfMyDreams.com)
5. NY rallies together
6. girl is located within 3 days
7. guy stops doing interviews - probably starts planning wedding

awww... how cute!
check out his site & the story on reuters:

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN0931018220071109?pageNumber=1

. . .

Robert Stadler
Church of Saint Paul, Paris

This installation was shown in Paris on October 6th, during their Nuit Blanche (all-night cultural festival).

no comment.

...

Starbucks is for FAT KiDS

The average starbucks drink has over 300 calories & 10g of fat.
Many of them have actually more fat & calories than a Big Mac. *vomit.

http://www.starbucks.com/retail/nutrition_beverages.asp

Coffee - Black, people. its my 5 calorie raison d'etre.

ps. venti white hot mocha w/milk: 800+ calories. GROSS!

religion for lunch

a monday luncheon in La.
I order soup - it comes.
It tastes calorie free, which I find oddly [ful]filling.
1/2 done...
3/4 done.
WAIT!
texture?

I reach into my mouth & pull out the suspect - a boiled, seasoned & disgustingly aged kabbalah string.

Once again, I have been force-fed your religion.


*vomit

photography, my ♥

photo cred: david waldman
some photographers are just so f*king brilliant. as far as art goes, to me anyways, what sets them apart is their ability to capture moments in the way they personally have interpreted the situation. & when they truely get someone & see something for what it is, thats crazy to me.


"how do people expect me to act normal - my whole life is completely surreal... ALL the time."
-moi

From Only to Eldest. ugh.

So, I feel like I mentioned this already... but my Mother just adopted a child. A six year old female one called, Virginia.

She has 'behavioural issues'
... sweet.


ps. i just read my blog below & i think im going to vomit. seriously - can i stop getting drunk & emotional already?? its sooo lame. im not joking. its really f*king lame.

You Slut.

I searched.
high& low... trying to find a picture that would sum this writing up. ... to make it more appealing to others i guess... so they could relate to my pain instead of skipping over??
i tell you that i get your need to do it. do them . allllll of them. & it doesnt other me . atall. until i get hom ewith my thoughts. (& my secret final glass of wine behind my roommates backs) "whats wrong with double-fisting?"
fisting.
you can get someone. you can understand.
but why does that understanding not come with release?? why is there still pain if there is release???
tell me.
you seem to know all.
youre simple.
if you werent we wouldnt be here.
you cant guide me.
thats why we're not we.




ps. i think sometimes my biggest fear is you reading this...
but its fucked in the sense that i know you already do. [& you're still here]

thats why i love you.

maybe i will add a picture. heartburn.



all i wanted was to get home sunday.
http://myspace.com/getpedestrian
- grasstains.

Uuummm....

Im having a really hard time getting ahold of Pamela Anderson...
if any of you know her can you call me? thanks!