i was going to delete it, but against my better judgement... opted not to.
I THINK YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW SOME THINGS ABOUT ME
(i know you've always been too afraid to ask)
1. i am not really an only child...
2. im still on the cavity free wall of fame...
3. i havent had sex with someone under the age of 40 in years...
4. im convinced that doing this is a good thing...
5. los angeles is my favorite place in the world, which makes me tacky...
6. 3 days ago i forgot my mum's birthday...
7. 5 days ago i threw, a girl i barely know, a birthday party...
8. i have 3 tattoos...
9. i used to have 8 piercings...
10. i have never taken chemical drugs - intentionally...
11. i used to have a drinking "problem"...
12. some people believe i currently have a drinking "problem"...
13. i used to stick my fingers down my throat...
14. i love fur...
15. im vegan...
16. like you, ive been abused in every possible way...
17. i value friends but discard them often...
18. i have a friendship tattoo, i was 14 - we're still friends...
19. my license has been suspended for years...
20. darren is not related to me...
21. i used to live in jamaica...
22. the song "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys makes me very very nauseous...
23. im sick of very good looking men, id prefer them "average"...
24. i dont see myself getting married...
25. i often daydream about my future husband...
26. i cant wait to move back to lorne park...
27. 90% of my highschool despised me - and still does...
28. i buy my roommate flowers for no reason...
29. ive bottled someone. badly...
30. one of my ex-boyfriends gave me a brand new lexus...
31. Chris Hansen is my hero...
32. i vomited after watching "Requiem for a Dream"...
33. my father is dead - apparently...
34. i was in the top 50 of over 2000 people to host Fashion File, but i actually dont like that show...
35. i cry often...
36. my eyelashes are fake, always...
37. tall, non-whipped, soy chai lattes...
38. id prefer you not read this more than once...
39. ive gone 17 days without eating...
40. my mum is my favorite person in the world...
41. i enjoy kaballah, i dont wear the string - i dont want to hear it...
42. i dont trust teachers - its the #1 occupation of sex offenders...
43. im someone's best friend...
44. ive been in "love" with a woman...
45. ive been to a psychiatrist, a psychologist and a therapist...
46. i have many prescriptions for things id never take...
47. i prefer brigitte bardot over marilyn monroe...
48. i was named after a disney character...
49. ive been to jail...
50. 2 mcchickens, 2 poutines and a milkshake - in one day, when i was 18...
51. i used to be the same height but 32lbs lighter - when i was 18...
52. i think my life is better than most...
53. i am very judgemental, especially when it comes to what people wear...
54. i use men often, i consider it their karma...
55. ive liaised with my friends brother, she still doesnt know...
56. breakfast at tiffanys, white oleander, the virgin suicides - in that order...
57. satc, entourage, dateline, nip/tuck, the l-word - in that order...
58. my mum is my favorite person and only blood relative of mine i know...
59. i often get expensive things for free...
60. i used to manage the careers of over 350 models and actors...
61. sometimes i think im a republican...
62. i always think that people think im lieing...
63. most of the people i date are jewish...
64. but i have a thing for asians...
65. like my mother, i suspect i'll be married many times...
66. vodka water, one lemon, one lime...
67. ive tried to rationalize the idea that the world might revolve around me...
68. ashley, virge, darren and neville will be around forever, i know that...
69. not something i enjoy...
70. i believe they've got more bounce in california...
71. i dropped out of highschool...
72. recently i've become a sensational cook...
73. my mum played bob marley to me through headphones on her stomach when she was pregnant...
74. men always think i feel differently than i do. they never ever get it right...
75. im often far too trusting...
76. 95% of my friends are gorgeous, most of the other 5% are men...
77. i used to have fun in cars...
78. ive "punk'd" one of my friends on national television - she didnt forgive me...
79. ive been known to get in trouble for "stealing friends"...
80. i think 50 cent ruined hip hop...
81. someone broke into my house - to read my christmas cards...
82. i prefer myspace over facebook...
83. molson over merlot, every time...
84. i am a self confessed shopaholic...
85. sometimes i convince myself i "like" a guy to try to feel normal. then i drive them away 'accidently'...
86. i owe the government thousands of dollars...
87. i failed the grammar test...
88. my grandmother was this old when she died, she was my best friend - she still is...
89. twice, ive gone a year without having sex...
90. i have a dog - Brooklyn...
91. my biggest fear - mediocrity...
92. i enjoy smoking, a lot ....
93. its always big over burger...
94. i believe gay can only be measured on a sliding scale...
95. i have a lot of goals but am too afraid to write any of them down on paper...
... to be honest... this went to 101... but somehow the rest didnt save. im not going to try to remember the rest. and i think that likely happened for a reason. besides, my inaction here and the reasonings behind it, is likely more insightful as to who i am anyways.... but then again. not really.
