"Im thinking about getting my ta-taas tended to."
"WHY?!"
"Im afraid one day they will sag..."
"So you'd rather pay to get them to look like shit now instead of waiting?!"
"Ummm... they dont have to look like shit"
"Do you remember ******* from Brampton?"
"Barely"
"Guess where she found her surgeon... Craigslist! So I mean, if you want to go be dumb & find some ryerson kid with a knife and a pudding pack to insert into your chest... do it. But this isnt an episode of NIp/Tuck you know, Julian McMahon is not going to come save & suck you. So dont say I didnt warn you!"
"Umm.."
[click.]
PS. http://toronto.craigslist.org/bts/422174819.html
1 comment:
ha ha. incalculable. and NEW YORK?!?!? you never mentioned. p.s. i hate you so much right now.
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