in my House of Holland...

I think Im going to buy each and every House of Holland shirt and then eat them.
I just love them that much.


Being an 80s child they remind me of Katharine Hamnett's shirts from the same time period ('Frankie Says Relax', 'Choose Life,' etc.)


However, instead of focusing on Frankie... whoever that is... Henry Holland targeted the fashion elite.
Singling out Agyness Deyn, Cindy Crawford, Christopher Bailey and a myriad of others.

My personal favourite shirts include:

"I'll Show You Who's Boss, Kate Moss"

"Wham, Bam, Thank-you Stam"

and a black rubber tee (very S&M) that says "I've Got More Than A Handful For Naomi Campbell" ... awesome.



They do not sell these shirts here in Canada, obviously.

Which brings me to another point related to my last post... perhaps I should get a job as a buyer at Holt Renfrew... so that I can sit on my ass and apparently do NOTHING alllll day.
Because God forbid they actually stock something current in that store. Sorry Adrienne. Sorry Nicole.

Anyways, if you want one of these shirts you are going to have to haul ass to Barneys or Bergdorfs pretty much.

But in closing I would like to say (dear sweet ryerson fashion students) that as much as I enjoyed Mass Exodus you all might want to think about cutting the couture and throwing me a bone with a line of kitschy tops or something...
because I will say this...
using my weekly grocery money to order in a 65£ t-shirt from London is not going to go over well with my good conscience.


if henry holland can do it, someone at ryerson... toronto... montreal can do it better!


Heatherette, particularly Richie Rich should really think about getting over the Hiltons. really...


alright, i think ive said just about enough.