fyi.

oh yeah i got my laptop back...
that was weird.

someone returned it or something... 3 weeks later.

im not complaining.
confused? maybe.

Complaining? no.

working on a $400 K-Mart pc for the last two weeks has f*cking BLOWN.

Plan B

i dont take birth control, its a horrifying pill & if you take it you should probably just kill yourself NOW.

The point is/was... this blog title is not a referance to birth control.


I've decided to switch gears & take on Plan B, the logical plan... the plan most take.
This plan involves working on myself, my own projects & my own career. Fancy that!
Because I mean really, other people will always disappoint you... its only a matter of time.

& as one of the greatest minds of our time once said, Beyonce (of course)... "Me, Myself & I"

She's so clever, so original, so narcissistic...
gotta love her

i know this 40yr old hag...

a. says:
do you think they have ever slept together?
i feel like they have & she drugged him

A - to rehab but i say no no no says:
she has most likely drug raped him

a. says:
hahah

A - to rehab but i say no no no says:
like 95 percent

A - to rehab but i say no no no says:
because she told me:

A - to rehab but i say no no no says:
he has a big xxxx

A - to rehab but i say no no no says:
and she saw it...

A - to rehab but i say no no no says:
apparently

A - to rehab but i say no no no says:
but then again, she's seen maybe even the popes

A - to rehab but i say no no no says:
because she's so xxxx hungry

A - to rehab but i say no no no says:
apparently

one sunday afternoon...

"I'm over the debauchery.
It's actually too crazy."

-Amanda
(Sunday 1:23pm, LaPalette)



*an excerpt from the YBSP chronicles.

computer? negative. fone? negative. sanity? negative.

im going on a little trip. detox. de-stress. & remove myself from debauche.
Ive busted my ass, kissed ass & fallen on my ass for the last 8 weeks & need a bit of time off now. In order to survive, im going to have to make a couple changes... its for the better! Ive been a little girl lost all summer, but now Im happy, recouping & set to focus on things... like red ballons & the return of the Mau.

Until next time kiddies!

xo
au.

ps. theres mice in my house... i think i have to move.