i know this 40yr old hag...

a. says:
do you think they have ever slept together?
i feel like they have & she drugged him

A - to rehab but i say no no no says:
she has most likely drug raped him

a. says:
hahah

A - to rehab but i say no no no says:
like 95 percent

A - to rehab but i say no no no says:
because she told me:

A - to rehab but i say no no no says:
he has a big xxxx

A - to rehab but i say no no no says:
and she saw it...

A - to rehab but i say no no no says:
apparently

A - to rehab but i say no no no says:
but then again, she's seen maybe even the popes

A - to rehab but i say no no no says:
because she's so xxxx hungry

A - to rehab but i say no no no says:
apparently

Yorkville is in serious SHIT...

well, for a lot of reasons.
but mainly i mean literally.

I get it. I mean I get the fact that EVERYONE in Yorkville has a dog. mainly small ones... which by the way is totally & completely passé at this point.
(Gaby - Sorry. I know this concept will create problems in our house...we'll talk about it ♥)


I digress, anyways... PEOPLE, i must tell you something: you're NOT at home anymore. Nigel is not going to clean up the corner of Hazelton & Scollard for you.
Pick Up Your SHIT!
(or at the very least get Nigel to accompany you on your stroll)

thanks, I really appreciate it.

xo.
a.